In a land far far away,
not so long long ago.
Lived a princess lets say,
though her life quite a bore.
Just like all the rest
She believed in "true love"
Knowing princesses are always blessed
and matches made up above.

Hoping he'd be the best,
Of all the princes near and far
South east , north and west.
Some sort of a superstar!
One may say dreaming high,
But who could blame the poor soul.
Fairy tales never lie!
She had to play her role..
But how long could a girl wait
To be swept off her feet;
He was getting pretty late
Whenever would they meet?
She kissed a frog or 102..
Hoping for a handsome prince
A merman under the oceans blue?
So she tried growing fins!
She followed almost every tale to no avail
Till it got just too cold today;
Maybe he was a pig! or a snail?
Or perhaps he turned gay!